How many burritos can you eat

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The tortilla alone may not be wrapped tightly enough to hold all the ingredients in. Stand the burrito upright. A well-wrapped burrito should be able to stand up on its own, but this is not necessary for your enjoyment. Peel the foil down about an inch or two. Open the foil at the top end. Peel around the burrito like you are unwrapping a roll of lifesavers candy, but do not completely unwrap it.

Tear off the loose piece of foil and set it aside. The remaining foil will secure the bottom of the burrito maintain its structural integrity as you eat it. If you do end up completely unwrapping the burrito you can try to use the foil as a holder by rewrapping some of it around the bottom.

Use two hands. Grab your burrito with both hands to keep it stable. If you're not in a fancy restaurant, you can keep the burrito on the table and lean in to bite it in the early stages. Within a few months of moving here, I felt like I could almost eat one for every meal. Hear me out. What if the burrito is actually God's most complete meal? They hit an awful lot of the food pyramid groups that I know exist.

You've got your grains tortillas, rice , fruit tomatoes, avocados , vegetables peppers, onions , meat if nothing else, you can have a diverse range of proteins , and dairy cheeeeeeese. I had a suspicion that a week-long burritocleanse might not only be possible; it might be a new way to live. If people can survive on nothing but kale juice for a week, surely I can survive — nay, thrive! My friends were encouraging.

My girlfriend was actively against the challenge and worried about my decision-making abilities when I said I was going along with it. My mom, surprisingly, was fine with it.

If you're too full, you may skip a burrito meal, but you may not consume any non-burrito food. They exclusively play orchestral covers of pop songs in there, and today's song was "Boulevard of Broken Dreams," which seems portentous in retrospect, but the burritos there are great so I am excited and not looking for warning signs.

The breakfast burrito comes with two eggs, bacon, avocado, cheese, and beans. It is very, very good. As soon as I get to the office, my co-workers, who know about my burrito cleansing and are thus full of schadenfreude, yell at me. Apparently breakfast burritos only count if they have chorizo. Let the record show that San Franciscans are fascists. Everyone seemed to like them, but I was still full from my breakfast 'rito and this was more wholesome than your average burrito, which felt like cheating.

Fun fact: People in San Francisco love to line up for things. As a person who values his time, I think they're collectively insane. I get carnitas, my favorite 'rito meat, as a reward for getting through the day.

Even with carnitas, getting through the burrito is a chore. But still, I have subsisted an entire day on burritos and I am alive. I regret the challenge already. But I'm too lethargic to think too hard about it.

I skip breakfast because absolutely fucking not. I go to Taqueria Cancun for lunch because it's across the street from the BuzzFeed office. I get an al pastor, which is a delicious variety of marinated pork. It's hard to enjoy knowing that it was going to make me feel worse later, but it still tasted good. Burritos always taste good. It's their gift, and their curse. My original plan was to timeshift my burrito-eating schedule.

The fresh tomato salsa, for example, has just 20 calories, but it has milligrams of sodium — more salt than a 1 oz. But all kinds of orders can get across the 1,calorie line. Even smaller orders, like bowls or tacos, easily reach the threshold with a side of chips, which deliver calories. Speaking of side items, calories from drinks add up. Twenty ounces of Coke has calories. And, if anything, our estimates may be conservative.

Our data is made up of orders people ate in their homes, their offices or elsewhere outside the restaurant. That means it includes few fountain sodas, which are awkward to deliver. The drinks in our orders are mostly oz. And about 80 percent of meals had no drink at all. Some of them may have added one from their home or workplace, but we miss those calories. When we published our photo essay about how to get to 2, calories at some of the biggest restaurant chains, Chipotle was represented by a carnitas burrito, chips and guacamole and a Coke.

So, I feel your pain. Thanks to this question I just had a burrito not 5 mins ago. That is now two burritos in less than one weeks time. I say I have some catching up to do, and have not yet hit my burrito limit for the week. This question is in the General Section. Responses must be helpful and on-topic. To join, you must be at least 13 years old and agree to the terms and conditions. General Question.

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